Butterfly, butterflyWhere do you roamWho’s lucky garden,Do you call your home?Butter fly, butterfly,Why won’t you stay?Why are you always,Fluttering away.:P

Merry Christmas!!

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know … the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson

View from 30,000 feet high in the sky. Flight to Delhi from Bangalore.

I love it when a plane lands and takes off. The feeling is so awesome! Don’t understand why people are worried about it.

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live….

4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.

7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.

11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.

16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.

24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.

25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.

28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.

30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.

37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.

40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.

42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.

45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.

46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.

48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.

49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.

50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.

51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.

53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.

61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.

62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.

64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.

67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.

77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.

80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.

81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.

83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.

84. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.

86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.

87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.

92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.

93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.

94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.

95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

The Alienware retail store has the gaming machines – M11x, M15x, M17x and the Aurora gaming desktop on display for users to come and experience the beast.

Location: Koramangala 4th Block, Opp Maharaja Hotel. (Click to view the map)
Price: 100/hour

Basic Features

Weighing 22gms lesser than the Nokia N97 Mini, the Enterprise series, Nokia E72 (128gms) is light, yet loaded with enviable features. 4.4″ tall by 2.34″ wide by 0.39″ thick, it is definitely a comfortable device to hold on. With steel plate and chromed edges, Nokia did improve on the design to make the phone a solid and a gorgeous looking device.

A screen size of 2.3″ with 320 x 240 display size (QVGA) and 16M colors, it comes with a front-facing VGA camera and a light sensor at the top right corner. Bright chrome runs around screen and the keyboard and carries over to the rear battery cover giving it an exquisite, neat and graceful look.

The E72 has a full QWERTY keyboard occupying the same space to that of the screen, with special and shortcut keys which include calendar, e-mail and contacts filling in the centre. It also includes the “Navi Keys”, also called as the optical track pads lying between the special and shortcut keys.

Up top, you’ll find the power button and standard 3.5mm stereo jack for headphones. The side keys include the volume up and down keys, along with a voice key for access to applications and contacts. The other side (left-hand side) has a closed microUSB port (which can be used for charging also) and a microSD slot. Lastly, the bottom includes a charging port.

A standard 5MP (2592px by 1944px) camera with single LED flash, 10x digital zoom and autofocus, makes the phone perfect for multimedia photography. It also includes VGA recording, the quality being similar to that of N97, allows you to record moving objects at a rate of 15 frames/sec with a max dimension of 640×480 pixels while it auto adjusts the video settings to get maximum quality output.

Technical Features

Running on the S60 3rd Edition OS and a 600Mhz processor, navigating through the menus is heedless. Has a 250MB user memory and is expandable up to 16GB, which is a lot of space! It also includes 3G (HSDPA, 10.2 Mbps; HSUPA 2 Mbps), Bluetooth 2.0, Wi-Fi, A-GPS, FM tuner, Speaker, Push-to-talk, Voice-command capability and a v2.0 MicroUSB port.

Survives for about 20.5 days on standby and is capable of 12.5 hours of talk time. Supports WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML browser, Java, Document editor (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, PDF) and File Manager.

Colours and covers

Zodium black, Metal grey and Topaz brown

Pros:

• Amaz-freak-ingly designed!
• Great camera
• Excellent call quality
• Faster browser

Cons:

• Same old user-interface (Icons look pixelated)
• Camera autofocus is a bit unusual
• Longer menu levels

UniverCell Online Price: Rs 18,221 /-
(Buy it at UniverCell and get Reebok sunglasses worth Rs 4999/- FREE!)

Image Courtesy: Nokia.com

(Checking my last blog post) 23rd April, a month!?? 2 months!? (Thanks @9_6 for pointing out that mistake ) God! That’s really a long time. But, what’s keeping me away from blogging? Work, Twitter and again work!

Earlier, I had mentioned something about business firm and all. Well, this is one of the main reason that’s keeping me away. Hell loads of things to do and a BIG deal right on it’s way Hope it’s a DEAL!

Secondly, I am very active on Twitter now a days Had stopped twitting a while but now I am addicted again It’s fun. You can follow me here and if you (still) don’t have a #Twitter account the better go get one. I’m sure you’ll love it @Twitter, a micro-blogging service, has kind of replaced (macro) blogging for me but I’ll never leave blogging. Will keep updating this space too #awesomeness

And work again? Didn’t you just say that you have some “business work” and stuff? LOL, this is different. Dad’s constructing a new house and since dad is out of station for some days, I’ve gotta look at the place. Have to keep a track of the number of people coming to work, what work they do and what not. *sigh* Doing this all alone is a real pain in the ass. #Shucks!

College will be re-opening on 15th of July July 8th :-/ God knows why they moved it up. Idiots! #fail And holidays are been so bugging You know why…But business work is keeping me a lil excited every time I recall about the DEAL! Will keep you updated about this when the right time comes. So, keep sticking around

Ink stain on my forefinger

Being legal to vote for the very first time in my life, I have done it and I feel proud of myself. I hardly spent 5 minutes and casted my vote for my country. It was my right to vote and this vote might just be a minor one but it’s vital! Have you voted? If not, then go ahead and vote for a better Governance in our country. Every single persons vote COUNTS!

hectic and exciting

On one hand, days are being so hectic, frustrating and bugging and on the other hand they are just exciting, enthusiastic, joyous and amazing!

Hectic, Frustrating and Bugging coz of my college, where I’m supposed to submit records, assignments and  all those shit you know and upon that it is my previous webhost! I had no luck at all to get any sort of back-up of the contents of my blogs which included TechnoBitez as well :( That was the most heart-breaking moment I ever had I had to set up everything again from the beginning which was pathetic…Well, from now on I need to be very careful about my back-ups and I think I don’t have to worry about any server crashes coz I am now shifted to Surpass Hosting FOREVER!

Now you must be wondering, with all these things happening why the hell did I mention that my days are Exciting, Enthusiastic, Joyous and Amazing?! Hehehe don’t worry, I haven’t gone mad coz of the shit happening around The reason is something else and I’m very damn excited about this. Hmm I’m actually not supposed to disclose this thing yet but one possible clue I could give you is that it’s a business firm which is all set to explode to the world And it’s doing great till date and no wonder that makes me feel so excited about it All I can say is that the word will sooner or later be out. So keep sticking around…