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		<title>Mobile Pickpocket and I Feel So Lifeless</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was 7:00pm on a Saturday evening when I reached BTM layout and was waiting for a Volvo bus. It was just 7:00pm and I don't know where in the hell were all the Volvo buses that evening. I waited for over 25mins for a Volvo to turn up, but it didn't. I was forced to board a normal bus which was crowded like hell with drunken stinking losers hanging inside. Most of the public buses in Bangalore have hydraulic doors. ]]></description>
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<p><img class="alignleft" title="Pickpocket" src="http://joelifernandes.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pickpocket.jpg" alt="pickpocket Mobile Pickpocket and I Feel So Lifeless" width="154" height="113" />It was 7:00pm on a Saturday evening when I reached BTM layout and was waiting for a Volvo bus. It was just 7:00pm and I don&#8217;t know where in the hell were all the Volvo buses that evening. I waited for over 25mins for a Volvo to turn up, but it didn&#8217;t. I was forced to board a normal bus which was crowded like hell with drunken stinking losers hanging inside. Most of the public buses in Bangalore have hydraulic doors. The hydraulic system is so horrible that the speed at which the doors closes is like smashing a door in anger! Scary!</p>
<p>With the fear of those hydraulic doors, I rushed inside the bus. There were 4 guys who were blocking my way from going inside the bus. I requested one guy to give me some way, but he refused. I tried pushing him, but he didn&#8217;t move! I was like, &#8220;F it!&#8221; and stood there itself. I then realized that I was expecting an SMS and I reached my hands into my pocket to take my phone and found out that it was missing. I searched all over and I looked at the guy standing next to me and he was in a hurry to get the hell out of the frikkin bus. All the 4 of `em were rushing out of the bus when one man asked:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Man: What happened? Is something missing?</p>
<p>Me: Yeah! My phone is missing!!!</p>
<p>Man: I think the man who stood next to you took it.</p>
<p>Me: Agrrr!!! You telling me this now after he got down? <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mad.gif' alt=':x' class='wp-smiley' title="Mobile Pickpocket and I Feel So Lifeless" />  <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' title="Mobile Pickpocket and I Feel So Lifeless" /> </p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Pickpocket" src="http://joelifernandes.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pickpocket-bus.jpg" alt="pickpocket bus Mobile Pickpocket and I Feel So Lifeless" width="310" height="343" /></p>
<p>I went mad and jumped out of the bus and ran back to the place where they got down. I caught the guy who stood next to me in the bus and checked his pockets, but he was clean. I think he had already passed the phone to someone amongst the other 3, but those 3 were missing. People at the bus stop were curious to know why I was checking him.</p>
<p>He deviated my mind saying:</p>
<blockquote><p>Thief: Look there! He&#8217;s boarding the bus. Catch hold of him. He has it.</p>
<p>Me (Holding his hand tight): WTF? How do you know it&#8217;s him?</p>
<p>Theif: It is him! You check him!</p>
<p>Me: Okay come with me.</p></blockquote>
<p>I literally shouted the man boarding the bus to get out and he innocently got down and this guy (the thief) starts to escape. He tries to board the moving bus and I try to pull him off the bus. His slippers fall off and hops on the bus with bare foot. I followed the bus till the next stop and couldn&#8217;t find him. When enquired with the people inside the bus they said, he got down mid-way. I was so frustrated and walked back to the previous stop thinking if I could find him somewhere. While I walked back, a man who saw me holding his hands at the bus stop came to me and said, that guy just came back, took his slippers and ran away from there. I lost all hopes of getting back my phone and the next thing that came into my mind was to block my sim. It was 8:15pm and I was sure that the Airtel office would have been closed by that time. I felt so helpless. I shouldn&#8217;t have had fallen for the trick he played <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' title="Mobile Pickpocket and I Feel So Lifeless" /> </p>
<p>After a night and a day without a phone, I feel so lifeless.</p>
<h5><em>Image Credits: </em><a href="http://www.outlookindia.com/" target="_self"><em>Outlook India</em></a><em> &amp; </em><a href="http://blogshank.com/" target="_blank"><em>Blogshank</em></a></h5>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to ME! :D :D</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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Yay! I&#8217;m 19   #awesomness The worst part is, I have my semester exams starting from tomorrow, but what the heck! It’s my birthday today  
Original Image Credits: Najhla&#8217;s blog
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<p>Yay! I&#8217;m 19 <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' title="Happy Birthday to ME! :D :D" />  #awesomness The worst part is, I have my semester exams starting from tomorrow, but what the heck! It’s my birthday today <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' title="Happy Birthday to ME! :D :D" /> </p>
<h6><strong><em><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">Original Image Credits: </span></em><a href="http://holacarino.wordpress.com/"><em><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">Najhla&#8217;s blog</span></em></a></strong></h6>
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		<title>My Dream HP Laptop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, I’ve been crazy and thinking of owning a laptop of my own. Well, that’s always been a dream and I hope the day is not very far when I’ll have one!  I customized a laptop on HP’s website and I’m simply in love with it and if you ask me to describe it in a word, I would say “Sexy!” :D]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lately, I’ve been crazy and thinking of owning a laptop. Well, that’s always been a dream and I hope the day is not very far when I’ll have one! I customized a laptop on HP’s website and I’m simply in love with it and if you ask me to describe it in a word, I would say “Sexy!” <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' title="My Dream HP Laptop" /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="display: inline; border: 0px initial initial;" title="hp_laptop" src="http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hp_laptop_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="hp laptop thumb My Dream HP Laptop" width="502" height="265" /></p>
<p>Well, here’s the configuration -</p>
<ul>
<li>Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium (64-bit)</li>
<li>Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo Processor P8700 (2.53 GHz, 3 MB L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB)</li>
<li>4GB DDR2 System Memory (2 Dimm)</li>
<li>500GB 7200RPM SATA Hard Drive</li>
<li>512MB NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT</li>
<li>18.4&#8243; diagonal High Definition HP Ultra BrightView Infinity Display (1920&#215;1080p)</li>
<li>Blu-Ray ROM with SuperMulti DVD+/-R/RW Double Layer</li>
<li>Webcam + Fingerprint Reader with HP Imprint Finish (Fluid)</li>
<li>Intel Next-Gen Wireless-N Mini-card</li>
<li>HP Color Matching Keyboard</li>
<li>8 Cell Lithium Ion Battery</li>
</ul>
<p>This kick-ass configuration costs me 1,200 USD (Only 58,200 INR <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' title="My Dream HP Laptop" />  ) I call that &#8220;sexy&#8221; coz, I think it is. If you have any suggestions or a better configuration then <a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/contact-me/">shoot me mail</a> <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' title="My Dream HP Laptop" /> </p>
<p>P.S. I don’t mind anyone gifting or funding me for this coz next month is my birthday. I’ll consider it as a loving gift from you ;-P</p>
<p>Now head to my piggy box and add some funds!</p>
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		<title>I Wanna…</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[rockstar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heard the song Rockstar by Nickelback? Oh! Yes you might have. If not, listen to it. Else, never mind. Anyways, heres a list of things that I wanna do it before I turn 22. Then, I call it a achievement.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Heard the song <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dG6cpvvV0">Rockstar</a> by Nickelback? Oh! Yes you might have. If not, listen to it. Else, never mind.</p>
<p>Anyways, heres a list of things that I wanna do before I turn 22. Then, I call it <strong>achievement</strong>. <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' title="I Wanna…" /> </p>
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<li>Write GRE, go abroad for higher studies, work there for a year and come back to India.</li>
<li>Want to experience life, staying alone. (<em>You learn a lot of things when you stay alone</em>)</li>
<li>Create a music library (room) containing all my favorite collections equipped with some cool gadgets.</li>
<li>Go Trekking, Scuba dive, Skydive and Bungee jump.</li>
<li>Have another official meeting with a client. I was very nervous for the first time.</li>
<li>Bring greater progress to Darkwater (<em>Wondering what this is? No worries. You’ll know it soon</em> <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' title="I Wanna…" />  ).</li>
<li>Get aggregate of 75% above in my BCA course.</li>
<li>Rain dance! <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' title="I Wanna…" />  (<em>Though I don’t really know to dance, but I badly want to do</em> <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' title="I Wanna…" />  )</li>
<li>Visit Coorg, Ooty, Mangalore, Goa and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joelfernandes/sets/72157621373987850/">Munnar</a><strong> WITH</strong> friends.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/twitter/bangalore-tweetup-and-photo-walk/">PaitnBall</a> again!</li>
<li>Exchange the old Kinetic for a new Deo. (I simply adore Deo)</li>
<li>Improve my English vocabulary. (<em>I want to learn new and different words</em>)</li>
<li>Form a music band in college.</li>
<li>Buy a laptop and a DSLR!</li>
<li>Add even more crazier stuffs to this list.</li>
<li>Plan and have a fresh new list after I’m 22 years young <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' title="I Wanna…" /> </li>
</ol>
<p>On a side note, its my great pleasure to introduce to you a  new holiday destination- “<strong><a href="http://www.ammadi.com/">Ammadi Holiday Home</a></strong>” located in Koppa, Chickmagalur district. Its owned by my friend, Chaitra and her husband Ashwin.</p>
<p>Ammadi is an ideal place for a memorable holiday. It has one of the biggest Chouki (Thotti mane) in the near by locality. A holiday at Ammadi home stay will definitely be a memorable one, which you will cherish for a very long time. Must plan for a trip there once <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' title="I Wanna…" /> </p>
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