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		<title>Butterfly, butterfly Where do you roam..</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 06:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Common Leopard, a photo by Joel I Fernandes on Flickr. Butterfly, butterflyWhere do you roamWho&#8217;s lucky garden,Do you call your home?Butter fly, butterfly,Why won&#8217;t you stay?Why are you always,Fluttering away.:P]]></description>
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<p>Butterfly, butterflyWhere do you roamWho&#8217;s lucky garden,Do you call your home?Butter fly, butterfly,Why won&#8217;t you stay?Why are you always,Fluttering away.:P <img src='http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' title="Butterfly, butterfly Where do you roam.." /> </p>
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		<title>Does Friday the 13th Scare You?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 07:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday the 13th is considered to be a day of bad luck. The day, which occurs once in three times every year, is a day that brings bad luck, and people like me on the Web are eager to know why people think that this day brings bad luck and how it got such a creepy reputation. <a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/general/does-friday-the-13th-scare-you/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friday the 13th is considered to be a day of bad luck. The day, which occurs once in three times every year, is a day that brings bad luck, and people like me on the Web are eager to know why people think that this day brings bad luck and how it got such a creepy reputation.</p>
<p>The two big <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">reasons</span> instances of why it is unlucky is coz from the Bible, it is said that Adam and Eve took the forbidden fruit on a Friday and the crucifixion of Jesus also took place on Friday.</p>
<p>Other instance are:</p>
<ul>
<li>The      <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah's_Ark" target="_blank">great flood</a> during the time of Noah occurred on a Friday.</li>
<li>Friday      has been considered an unlucky day at least since The Canterbury Tales      were written in the 14th century.</li>
<li>Friday      was Hangman’s Day in Britain</li>
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<p>So, is this why you call Friday a day of bad luck? Meh!</p>
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<div id="attachment_400" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 307px"><a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Fridaythe13th.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-400 " title="Poster of Friday the 13th (2009 film)" src="http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Fridaythe13th.jpg" alt="Poster of Friday the 13th (2009 film)" width="297" height="450" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Poster of Friday the 13th (2009 film)</p></div>
<p>The number 13. A lot of buildings don&#8217;t have a 13<sup>th</sup> floor. Some airplanes don&#8217;t have 13<sup>th</sup> row. Like Friday, misfortune ties with the number 13. The story of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Supper" target="_blank">Last Supper</a> is that there were 13 people at the Last Supper, and Judas was the 13th person to arrive. There is a superstition, possibly derived from the Last Supper or a Norse myth, that having 13 people seated at a table will result in the death of one of them.</p>
<p>Other reasons why people think that Friday the 13<sup>th</sup> brings bad luck:</p>
<ul>
<li>There      are 13 months in the pagan lunar calendar</li>
<li>Black      Friday has been associated with stock market crashes and other disasters      since the 1800s.</li>
<li>Apollo      13 was launched at 13:13 CST, and its oxygen tank ruptured on April 13,      1970.</li>
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<p>According to Wikipedia, The fear of Friday the 13th is called as <strong>friggatriskaidekaphobia</strong> (<strong>Frigga </strong>being the name of the Norse goddess for whom &#8220;Friday&#8221; is named and <strong>triskaideka</strong> meaning fear of the number thirteen).</p>
<p>God bless you people!</p>
<p>P.S. Friday the 13th doesn&#8217;t scare me!tfrida</p>
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		<title>Christmas Tree Bokeh</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 09:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas Tree Bokeh Originally uploaded by Joel I Fernandes Merry Christmas!! Aren&#8217;t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know &#8230; the birth of Santa. &#8212; Bart Simpson]]></description>
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<p>Merry Christmas!! </p>
<p>Aren&#8217;t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know &#8230; the birth of Santa. &#8212; Bart Simpson<br />
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		<title>Tribute to Eternal Beauty and Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 06:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<title>30,000 Feet High</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 08:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[30,000 Feet High Originally uploaded by Joel I Fernandes View from 30,000 feet high in the sky. Flight to Delhi from Bangalore. I love it when a plane lands and takes off. The feeling is so awesome! Don&#8217;t understand why &#8230; <a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/blogging/30000-feet-high/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>View from 30,000 feet high in the sky. Flight to Delhi from Bangalore.</p>
<p>I love it when a plane lands and takes off. The feeling is so awesome! Don&#8217;t understand why people are worried about it.<br />
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		<title>&#8220;The Successor&#8221; &#8211; A Film By Metro Brava</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 11:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Metro Brava, a Bangalore-based media and communications company launched their first movie here today. A banner of Metro Brava called Metro Films, under which the movie was produced, aims to make five feature films based on five Indian metropolitan cities.

The Successor: Private &#038; Confidential’ is the first of the five-film concept and revolves around the city of Bangalore. It is an 84-minute English language feature film and India’s first real ‘mockumentary’, which was made with an entire project budget of less than five lakhs. Metro Brava has thus woven a whole new business model along the way, so that others can be encouraged to follow in their footsteps and become part of India’s new wave of media. <a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/media/the-successor-a-film-by-metro-brava/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Press Release: <a href="http://metrobrava.com/" target="_blank">Metro Brava</a>, a Bangalore-based media and communications company launched their first movie here today. A banner of Metro Brava called Metro Films, under which the movie was produced, aims to make five feature films based on five Indian metropolitan cities.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.technobitez.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/metro-brava-logo.gif"><img class="size-full wp-image-454 alignleft" style="border: 0px initial initial;" title="metro-brava-logo" src="http://www.technobitez.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/metro-brava-logo.gif" alt="metro brava logo The Successor   A Film By Metro Brava" width="240" height="193" /></a>The Successor: Private &amp; Confidential’ is the first of the five-film concept and revolves around the city of Bangalore. It is an 84-minute English language feature film and India’s first real ‘mockumentary’, which was made with an entire project budget of less than five lakhs. Metro Brava has thus woven a whole new business model along the way, so that others can be encouraged to follow in their footsteps and become part of India’s new wave of media.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Metro Films aims to showcase every city and associated film in a new light for modern Indian audiences. Each of these films will introduce a whole new treatment and concept never before experienced in India.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><strong>The Film</strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">The challenge was set &#8211; the film was shot in 45 locations in and around Bangalore in seven days for a budget of less than five lakhs, with no script and was completed well within the scheduled time and budget. In order to achieve this, the concept of ‘mainstream mockumentary’ was chosen, which is a fake documentary with commercial elements like action, romance, friendship and comedy included to work more for an Indian audience. Popular Bangalorean personalities including cricketer S. Sreesanth, fashion guru Prasad Bidappa, and swimming ace Shika Tandon among others who played themselves in the film.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">The soundtrack of the film is another unique pioneering effort for India with ten artists from all over the world contributing to it.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">The movie was launched yesterday at the Hotel Atria. There was a media and bloggers event that took place at 6:30pm. The movie will be screened in all of the Inox theaters in Bangalore.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-456" title="Rubia-Braun" src="http://www.technobitez.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Rubia-Braun.jpg" alt="Rubia Braun The Successor   A Film By Metro Brava" width="277" height="415" /> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-457" title="Kranti-Varma" src="http://www.technobitez.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Kranti-Varma.jpg" alt="Kranti Varma The Successor   A Film By Metro Brava" width="277" height="415" /></p>
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		<title>Funk Tees &#8211; Buy Cool Funky T-Shirts</title>
		<link>http://www.joelifernandes.com/review/funktees-buy-win-tshirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 08:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[FunkTees is yet another e-store for buying funky and cool designer t-shirts. FunkTees is a Haryana based startup and is managed by Ayushveda Informatics India Pvt Ltd. and is in competition with other successful e-stores like Myntra and InkFruit and aims to offer better services with better design and t-shirt quality. The designs are certainly appealing and worth the price they are tagged at. I personally liked the concepts and designs and I feel that in another few months, they would overtake Myntra and InkFruit. Another plus point is that there are no shipping charges (India only) and they also offer affiliate programs where you stand a chance to win a free t-shirt if you meet the requirements. <a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/review/funktees-buy-win-tshirt/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-387" title="funktees" src="http://www.joelifernandes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/funktees.gif" alt="funktees Funk Tees   Buy Cool Funky T Shirts" width="179" height="98" /><a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/go/funktees/" target="_blank">FunkTees</a> is yet another e-store for buying funky and cool designer t-shirts. FunkTees is a Haryana based startup and is managed by Ayushveda Informatics India Pvt Ltd. and is in competition with other successful e-stores like Myntra and InkFruit and aims to offer better services with better design and t-shirt quality. The designs are quite appealing and worth the price they are tagged at. I personally liked the concepts and designs and I feel that in another few months, they would overtake <a href="http://myntra.com" target="_blank">Myntra</a> and <a href="http://inkfruit.com" target="_blank">InkFruit</a>. Another plus point is that there are no shipping charges (India only) and they also offer <a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/go/funktees/" target="_blank">affiliate programs</a> where you stand a chance to win a free t-shirt if you meet the requirements.</p>
<p>Just a month after its launch, FunkTees has already received over 10k fans on its Facebook page, which is quite impressive. While I was drafting this post, I compared the number of fans of Myntra, InkFruit and FunkTees on Facebook and surprisingly FunkTees has already overtaken InkFruit! FunkTees are certainly here for some tough competition.</p>
<p>FunkTees overall <a href="http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/funktees.com" target="_blank">Alexa traffic rank</a> is 103,829 and traffic rank in India 8,997 which is quite a good number for month-and-a-half old start-up, but needs to improve a lot on its SEO.</p>
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		<title>99 Facts About Rajnikanth You Never Knew Before</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 07:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[99 Facts About Rajnikanth You Never Knew Before. I'm sure you know who Ranjnikanth is. He's the one who recently broke Sardarji's record for 'Most forwarded SMS jokes'. Here are some interesting facts about Rajinikanth and I'm sure you were't aware of these.  <a href="http://www.joelifernandes.com/blogging/99-facts-about-rajinikanth/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure you know who <a title="In case you don't know who Rajnikanth is, then don't worry. You aren't missing anything." href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajinikanth" target="_blank">Ranjnikanth</a> is. He&#8217;s the one who recently broke Sardarji&#8217;s record for &#8216;Most forwarded SMS jokes&#8217;. Here are some interesting facts about Rajinikanth and I&#8217;m sure you were&#8217;t aware of these.</p>
<p>1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.</p>
<p>2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn&#8217;t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.</p>
<p>3. There is no such thing as evolution, it&#8217;s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live&#8230;.</p>
<p>4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.</p>
<p>5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.</p>
<p>6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it&#8217;s cover.</p>
<p>7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.</p>
<p>8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.</p>
<p>9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.</p>
<p>10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.</p>
<p>11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.</p>
<p>12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald&#8217;s, and got it.</p>
<p>13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.</p>
<p>14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.</p>
<p>15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.</p>
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<p>16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.</p>
<p>17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.</p>
<p>18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.</p>
<p>19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.</p>
<p>20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.</p>
<p>21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.</p>
<p>22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.</p>
<p>23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.</p>
<p>24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.</p>
<p>25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.</p>
<p>26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.</p>
<p>27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.</p>
<p>28. Rajinikanth doesn&#8217;t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.</p>
<p>29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.</p>
<p>30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.</p>
<p>31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.</p>
<p>32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that&#8217;s why there are no signs of life there.</p>
<p>33. Rajinikanth doesn&#8217;t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.</p>
<p>34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria&#8217;s secret.</p>
<p>35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.</p>
<p>36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.</p>
<p>37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.</p>
<p>38. Google won&#8217;t find Rajinikanth because you don&#8217;t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.</p>
<p>39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.</p>
<p>40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.</p>
<p>41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good &#8220;or else&#8221;. The result? Mother Teresa.</p>
<p>42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.</p>
<p>43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.</p>
<p>44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.</p>
<p>45. Rajinikanth puts the &#8216;laughter&#8217; in manslaughter.</p>
<p>46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.</p>
<p>47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.</p>
<p>48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.</p>
<p>49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris&#8217; roundhouse kicks.</p>
<p>50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.</p>
<p>51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.</p>
<p>52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.</p>
<p>53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result &#8211; He was reduced to a joke on the internet.</p>
<p>54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.</p>
<p>55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.</p>
<p>56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.</p>
<p>57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.</p>
<p>58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.</p>
<p>59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</p>
<p>60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.</p>
<p>61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.</p>
<p>62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.</p>
<p>63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.</p>
<p>64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.</p>
<p>65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.</p>
<p>66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.</p>
<p>67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.</p>
<p>68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.</p>
<p>69. The statement &#8220;nobody can cheat death&#8221;, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.</p>
<p>70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn&#8217;t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.</p>
<p>71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.</p>
<p>72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.</p>
<p>73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.</p>
<p>74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that&#8217;s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.</p>
<p>75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.</p>
<p>76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon &#8211; HoneyMoon.</p>
<p>77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.</p>
<p>78. Rajinikanth doesn&#8217;t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.</p>
<p>79. Rajinikanth&#8217;s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury&#8217;s.</p>
<p>80. Rajinikanth doesn&#8217;t shower. He only takes blood baths.</p>
<p>81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.</p>
<p>82. The quickest way to a man&#8217;s heart is with Rajinikanth&#8217;s fist.</p>
<p>83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.</p>
<p>84. Rajinikanth&#8217;s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.</p>
<p>85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.</p>
<p>86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.</p>
<p>87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.</p>
<p>88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth&#8217; leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.</p>
<p>89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game &#8220;Hide n&#8217; seek&#8221;, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.</p>
<p>90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.</p>
<p>91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.</p>
<p>92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.</p>
<p>93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.</p>
<p>94. If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, you&#8217;re not Rajinikanth.</p>
<p>95. Rajinikanth&#8217;s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.</p>
<p>96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.</p>
<p>97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.</p>
<p>98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.</p>
<p>99. Rajinikanth&#8217;s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through</p>
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<p>In celebration of <a href="http://l33t.razerzone.com/index.php?user_dtl=f5e9067701934bbdcd8cef4b399169ae" target="_blank">Razer</a>&#8216;s 133,337 fans on Facebook, Razer&#8217;s giving away prizes and gifts to its fans as a token of appreciation for all the support. Until the 25th October 2010, one lucky fan will get to score the ultimate gaming suite powered by Razer &#8211; worth over US$500 &#8211; shipped right to your doorstep that will consist of Razer‘s suite of award winning gaming peripherals &#8211; A choice of your Professional Gaming Mouse, your ideal Professional Gaming Surface and Gaming Keyboard (just tell us which one you would like to have &#8211; it‘s yours), the Razer Megalodon 7.1 Gaming Audio Headset, Razer Armadillo2 Mouse Cable Management System, a Razer Attitude Tee, Razer Messenger Bag, Razer Gear Rack and a Razer l33t Pack. :-O</p>
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<p>What&#8217;s more? There are 1,337 prizes to giveaway for people who take part in the contest. <a href="http://l33t.razerzone.com/index.php?user_dtl=f5e9067701934bbdcd8cef4b399169ae" target="_blank">Click here</a> to take part in the contest and stand a chance to be the lucky one or you could possibly win any one of the prize! Go go go!!!</p>
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