A crow has built its nest on a tree that is growing right next to my room’s window and it f***ing annoys me so much that it starts crow-ing in the middle of the night. It does a job of an Owl, where it sits and crows at around 2am and I freakin’ get no sleep because of that. (ya I know, owl’s don’t crow!)

Shut the windows, put extra curtains, covered with pillows but the damn irritating sound still enters my ears… And this makes me feel like getting up and throwing heavy bricks at it and burn the tree out of there… Damn, if my parent’s weren’t at home I would have seriously shooed that crow away from there by throwing stones… But also destroying else’s house isn’t good too. (Need to think that way also)…

But I need to do something of this crow. 2am in the night? Is it kidding? Is it playing a prank on me? And that too, it doesn’t shut its mouth after crow-ing for a while. It crows 3 times, takes a break for 20 seconds (in which I think that it has gone… ) and starts again . Damn! and this goes on till 6am… How the F in world am I supposed to sleep? Can’t it just shut its mouth and go to sleep… (Do they sleep btw? ) or go somewhere else and do whatever it likes..! I am fed up…

Is there any way so that I can shoo this annoying piece of shit by not harming it? Any ideas? Any experts out there…?
Or may be I should use the crow chaser which you can see in the pic below..!

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