The Annoying Crow

Posted by Joel | Filed under General

A crow has built its nest on a tree that is growing right next to my room’s window and it f***ing annoys me so much that it starts crow-ing in the middle of the night. It does a job of an Owl, where it sits and crows at around 2am and I freakin’ get no sleep because of that. ~X( (ya I know, owl’s don’t crow!)

Shut the windows, put extra curtains, covered with pillows but the damn irritating sound still enters my ears… :(( And this makes me feel like getting up and throwing heavy bricks at it and burn the tree out of there… Damn, if my parent’s weren’t at home I would have seriously shooed that crow away from there by throwing stones… But also destroying else’s house isn’t good too. (Need to think that way also)…

But I need to do something of this crow. 2am in the night? Is it kidding? Is it playing a prank on me? And that too, it doesn’t shut its mouth after crow-ing for a while. It crows 3 times, takes a break for 20 seconds (in which I think that it has gone… #:-s ) and starts again b-( . Damn! and this goes on till 6am… How the F in world am I supposed to sleep? :-l Can’t it just shut its mouth and go to sleep… (Do they sleep btw? :-/ ) or go somewhere else and do whatever it likes..! I am fed up… :((

Is there any way so that I can shoo this annoying piece of shit by not harming it? Any ideas? Any experts out there…?
Or may be I should use the crow chaser which you can see in the pic below..! :-w

Image credit: www.cbarks.dk/thehelpershelp.htm and www.yankeegardener.com

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Permalink | Comments (25) | Jul 4, 2008

25 Responses to “The Annoying Crow”

  1. dinu Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    LOL !!!!!! Enjoy madi !!

  2. arvind Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    lol …funny post =))
    by the way i have no idea what to do..
    it will leave after somedays i suppose ..
    may be its mating season its calling for its partenr :P

  3. vishesh Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    lol at first i thought i was hearing ‘em…but then found they had built a nest somewhere….it is about 25 ms away so no props :) ENJOY THE MUSIC :)

  4. Rekha Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    LOL…… thats really funny!!! =))
    may be u should look in to the prob of this crow ….it might be suffering from some kinda prob n it needs ur help !!:d

  5. dinu Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    get a gun !!! shoot them down !! =))

  6. Reema Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    U know crows are supposed to be spirits of deceased family members in Bengali tradition. :)maybe some one of ur ancestors wants to contact u. Or I agree with Arvind ..it may be the mating season…But 2 am is strange..cuz i have never heard any bird except owl to be a nocturnal one.

  7. Reema Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    and ohh i sympathize with u fully..once had this experience with a pigeon and some sparrows but at morning time.

  8. Joel Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    @Dinu: Ya, enjoy maddi, with the crow..!? b-(

    @Arvind: Damn, I’ll find one mate for it right now…I dont mind…(it should agree though.. :P ) But just “GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT TREE…” >> to the crow! not you.. :P

    @Vishesh: Music? You call that music? grr… I would better listen to Akon rather..(no, that guy :-& ) ok atleast to some idiot who doesn’t know to sing…!(not the crow plz)

    @Rekha: Ya its problem is, it is MAD!!! no wonder its crowing in the middle of the night with breaks that too… And me looking into its prob? Let me get mine solved first… :((

    @Dinu: Them? there’s only one there…One is only not enough and you bringing more by adding “them”? :((
    And also I am Anti-Killer… :d

    @Reema: Ya? you think so an ancestor who wants to tell me something? No please..! Now you scaring me.. :-s
    I don’t mind if it crows in the morning..I wouldn’t have even bothered on how loud it is.. but not in the middle of the night..! heh! It drives me crazy!!! :((

  9. Nikhil Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 3:30 am

    Normally, if the crow crows at night, then it means that there are eggs and it’s guarding them… so, dont be surprised if after a few days, u hear extra chirping! :D

  10. Rekha Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    @ Nikhil
    extra chirpings =))

    @ Joel
    Better change ur room :D

  11. Joel Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    @Nikhil: Extra chirpings???? I cant handle any more… :((

    @Rekha: Ya, I think I must do that..! But it was silent yesterday. I think it understood my problem too… :)

  12. dinu Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    @ Joel

    Well, I said, I enjoy watching you %-(~X( hi hi hi
    Yea, I will send a few of my delegates there.. now, howz that ?

  13. Reema Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Hey update ur blog roll with my new url

    http://opinionsandexpressions.wordpress.com/

  14. Joel Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    @Dinu: Grr.. Enjoy kar beta..! tab mussibath tum par ayyegi nah, tab mein enjoy karunga… >:)

    @Reema: Oops! Had absolutely forgotten about that.. Its been updated. Thanks for reminding.. :)

  15. Haywire from Colorado Magician Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    We took the kids camping this weekend…
    Well, we took them to they ‘yurt’ anyways… not really camping. But after we put the kids to bed… Some owl started in.
    whoooo whoooooooooo

    All frigging night long.
    had to come home the next day and take a nap!!!

  16. Joel Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    @Haywire: Awww that’s awful. I feel bad about it. :(

  17. Joel Ronald Says:
    July 12th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Funny, and i also pity you :)
    But i think you haven’t suffered like me, once i touched a Crow’s nest and i was chased by the Crow atleast for a month. You could feel how annoying it would be to be chased by a small creature like Crow :(

  18. ron Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    bam:
    http://www.ehow.com/how_437_rid-crows.html

  19. Ddame Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:30 am

    I did a google search this morning to explain my f****ing crows outside! I found your site and I’m having the same bloody crow convention in my yard!! Last night I’m thinking what the hell is this bird still screeming at at 2am!!! All day, all night - it’s sending me mad too. I also have a wanka neighbour 2 houses down with a bored young rottweiler too - barks and barks. Birds, dogs arrrghhh I’m moving lol!! Thanks for your site and understanding. I got scared the grim reaper was coming after me as this crow if going off all the time around me. HELP!! lol

  20. Ddame Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:41 am

    yes we have crows in Australia too - very VERY annoying ones also :((:-?

  21. Ddame Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:47 am

    hey… check this site out. http://www.crowbegone.com
    Do you think this would actually work??
    thanks

  22. Ddame Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:52 am

    Read all the testimonials - this CD seems great!!! Could it be a scam? have a good read of their site and tell me what you think - ta :d:x

  23. Ddame Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 2:55 am

    You know it’s becoming a real problem. There was a thing on the news this morning that some sicko bastard cut the wings off a crow and it was found by a passer by. the animal rescue had to put it down. This is TERRIBLE and sooooo inhumane. They are such intelligent birds and if this CD works, I’m going to advocate here. I’ll keep you posted people - I’m gonna order a CD :)>-

  24. Crow be Gone Says:
    August 2nd, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    Hello
    Some user’s of Crow be Gone sent us a link to this blog.
    We would like to inform your readers of one thing about our CD’s.
    They all work great or we give you your money back!:)

  25. Ddame Says:
    August 3rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    I bought the CD - worked pretty well actually. Really fast delivery. I had the stereo in the house playing it full blast and sometimes I jumped out of my skin!! - I’m definately moving speakers outside. It worked great however, Give it go - for $20, they seem to hate the sounds!

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